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October 12, 2002: So how about this drought, eh? From what I hear, it's effecting the entire nation. The DEA has decided to crack down on that horribly dangerous, life-threatening drug they call marijuana. They've even gone so far as to put billboards (photos coming soon, I hope) along major highways and interstates saying something to the effect of: "THINK IT'S DRY NOW? WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS." People who don't smoke marijuana are driving past those signs saying "what the fuck does that mean?" But -- this just goes to show how many individuals do smoke marijuana. The DEA is pretty much kicking us in the balls while we're down [you can never keep a good toker down]. But why pick a giant billboard? Because everyone sees it. And why would you want everyone to see it Mr. DEA officer, sir? Because just about everyone smokes pot. From the lakes of Minnesota, to the hills of Tennessee, across the plains of Texas, from sea to shining sea... from Detroit down to Houston, and New York to L.A. there's pot in every American home and it's time we fuck up the DEA. Heh -- I'm so clever. But it's true.